Archive | July, 2013

Mandible Claw Minicast – Wrestling is Awesome Edition: Jervis Cottonbelly

31 Jul
Pictured with Charles the Fox and his tiny paws.

Pictured with Charles the Fox and his tiny paws.

Robert and Danielle are joined by Jervis Cottonbelly and, somehow, Danielle manages to make it through the entire thing without exploding into bits of heart-shaped confetti. The World’s Sweetest Man lives up to his title as he discusses the Wrestling is Awesome 16-participant tournament, his bow-tied but unsavory opponent in Juan Francisco de Coronado, and, of course, The Estonian Thunder Frog. Tread lightly with us, won’t you?

Mandible Claw Minicast – Wrestling is Awesome Edition: Jervis Cottonbelly

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Hey, IWA Mid-South – Here Are Five Reasons You Should Be Booking Gary Jay

31 Jul

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The 2013 Ted Petty Invitational goes down at the Colgate Gymnasium in Clarksville, Indiana, on the 13th of September. Two things have come to my attention:

1. Gary Jay of the Submission Squad wants to be in the TPI
2. Gary Jay is not already booked for it, and people have to actually request him be in it for him to get in

Knowing those two things, let me right some ridiculous wrongs by explaining to you exactly why Gary Jay should be in the 2013 TPI, and why you should take a second of your time to patronize their Facebook page and say “what’s wrong with you, do this obvious thing to make your show great.” Here are five solid reasons why Gary should be in this thing. Continue reading

Mandible Claw Minicast – Wrestling is Awesome Edition: Ribbit for Your Pleasure with The Estonian Thunder Frog

30 Jul

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Robert and Danielle sat down to podcast with The Estonian Thunderfrog for Wrestling is Awesome and Wrestling is Art, entirely not knowing they were about to embark on a magical journey of wonder and maybe also horse meat? If you don’t completely adore the Thundergod after this, I don’t even know what you’re doing with your life.

Mandible Claw Minicast – Wrestling is Awesome Edition: Ribbit for Your Pleasure with The Estonian Thunder Frog

 

The Mandible Claw Podcast, Episode 10: The Worst Podcast Ever

29 Jul

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The alternate title to this podcast is “Velvet Sky’s Butthole,” which should tell you basically all you need to know. This week, Brandon and Danielle discuss his trip to Shine, NXT, and Monday Night Raw, and Danielle says the words “open the butthole gate.” They had drastically different weeks. Maybe…maybe don’t click the link below. Maybe go listen to that Green Ant podcast, because he’s the best.

You crazy for this one, Mandible Claw…

The Mandible Claw Podcast, Episode 10: The Worst Podcast Ever

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Mandible Claw Minicast – Wrestling is Awesome Edition: Green Ant!

26 Jul
Photo credit: chikarapro.com

Photo credit: chikarapro.com

Green Ant! Guys….come on. Do I really need to type out a lengthy description? Everyone loves Green Ant! And if you don’t, well…I guess I feel bad for you. You have at least 99 problems, 99 of which are not liking Green Ant.

Mandible Claw Minicast – Wrestling is Awesome Edition: Green Ant!

 

Mandible Claw Minicast Wrestling Is Awesome Edition: Frank O’Rourke

24 Jul

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Danielle and Robert sit down with New England native Frank O’Rourke to discuss his upcoming matches in both Wrestling Is Awesome and Wrestling is Art. Mr. O’Rourke has some strong words for his opponents, and, maybe, a few for Robert as well.

Mandible Claw Minicast Wrestling Is Awesome Edition: Frank O’Rourke

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The Mandible Claw Minicast Beyond Wrestling Edition: It’s Too Early for This with Drew Gulak

20 Jul
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Who’s the only person to both get me up before 9am and watch CZW? That’s right. THAT GUY.

Beyond Wrestling Minicast Week wraps up with Drew Gulak. He joins Danielle to talk about independent wrestling in Europe, the Beyond Wrestling experience, and why his match could be one of the most hotly anticipated of the entire Americanrana card.

The Mandible Claw Minicast Beyond Wrestling Edition: Drew Gulak

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