Archive | September, 2013

The Mandible Claw Podcast: Evan Gelistico

24 Sep
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FACE SMUSHES

Danielle talks to Evan Gelistico for no other reason than she wants to. Gelistico is a member of the very much beloved Submission Squad, a certified Dr. Doom super fan, and is the first (and probably only) guest to actually employ the mandible claw against his opponents. They talk St. Louis Anarchy, TNA, being an extra in Meet Me There, and then call Chris Sims to talk about Gokaiger and comic books because we’re adults and we do what we want *Stone Cold double middle fingers*

The Mandible Claw Podcast: Evan Gelistico

Mandible Claw Minicast – Wrestling is Edition: The Return of the Estonian Thunderfrog

20 Sep

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There are few wrestlers – human, goblin, arthropod, Dan Barry – that we here at the Mandible Claw love more than the Estonian Thunderfrog. He’s back to talk Wrestlings Are, that awful, awful Polar Baron, and the loss of something near and dear.

Mandible Claw Minicast Wrestling is Edition: The Return of the Estonian Thunderfrog

The Mandible Claw Podcast – Olde Time Wrestling Edition: Marion Fontaine

18 Sep

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Dapper young gentleman Marion Fontaine joins Danielle and Robert to discuss An Extravaganza of Wrestling Exhibitions, horse oil, and Danielle’s many, many, many allergies. But thankfully, mostly wrestling.

The Mandible Claw Podcast – Olde Time Wrestling Edition: Marion Fontaine

The Mandible Claw Podcast Unsexy Friday Boners Edition – The One With All The Boners

14 Sep

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The bonus fanfiction readings from Episode 12: Streams and Streams of Podcast.

You’re welcome.

BONERZ EPISODE

The Mandible Claw Minicast – Beyond Wrestling Edition: Pillow Talk with Dan Barry

12 Sep

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The Handsome Dan Barry returns to the Mandible Claw to talk Beyond Wrestling’s Point of No Return, being super not careful with himself at Americanrana, and the important difference between a headscissors and a hurricanrana. We also talk Bill Carr, Finlay’s anatomy, and what it’s like to wrestle in one of America’s most notorious prisons.

Note: Like last time, there’s a bit of a wooshy noise, and he occasionally sounds like a robot. We love him anyways.

Dan Barry 2: Handsome Boogaloo

 

The Mandible Claw Podcast, Episode 12: Streams and Streams of Podcast

11 Sep

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On this episode, Brandon lays out his WWE/Chikara crossover conspiracy, Danielle discusses the horrors of selling shoes for toddlers to miserable parents, and Smash Wrestling’s CAN-USA Classic.

Then there’s a dramatic reading of Trent Barreta/Randy Orton slashfic, so uhhh…if you are a person Danielle respects or specifically Trent Barreta or also her mom please stop about halfway through.

The Mandible Claw Podcast, Episode 12: Streams and Streams of Podcast

No visual aids for reasons that will become apparent if you are not a person Danielle respects or specifically Trent Barreta or also Danielle’s mom.

The Mandible Claw Podcast – Point of No Sleep with Drew Cordeiro

10 Sep

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The lovely Drew Cordeiro of Beyond Wrestling  joins Danielle to talk Point of No Return, Americanrana, dream matches, and why Dasher Hatfield is the best. As always this was recorded at a relatively ungodly hour of the morning, because that’s just what they do.

The Mandible Claw Podcast – Point of No Sleep with Drew Cordeiro

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