Guys, I am super bad at planning in advance. It is 4:00am at the time of writing this, I am half-packed for Wrestlemania weekend, there’s a good chance I may not even get my passport in time, and I just ate a can of peas because I don’t have time for anything that takes more effort than that.
In an attempt to make sure that none of you become “frazzled lady with pens in her hair who never gets to kiss boys because she’s a mess and comedies don’t understand women” like I look like right now, I thought I’d do us all a favour and outline some of the things happening during the biggest non-King of Trios wrestling weekend of the year.
I’m super sleepy. It is a terrible idea to be blogging right now. LET’S DO THIS. Continue reading
The Mandible Claw 